36 T-Shirts For The Coolest Kid You Know

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Because you’re never too young to up your T-shirt game.

1. Mac & Cheese

Now your kid can get mac and cheese on their shirt without you having to do laundry afterward. Find it here for $14.99.

2. Warren G’s “Regulate”

Paying homage to ’90s rap is tricy-cool. Get one here for $16.

3. I Can’t Keep Calm I’m Four

The really cool kids know their memes. Find it here for $16.

4. Go Ahead, Ask Me About My T-Rex

It’s hard to imagine anyone ever making a shirt a kid would like more than this one. Get it here for $13.95.

5. Oh Snap!

Perfect for the budding photographer. Get it here for $20.

6. For the Geometry Challenged

Any kid who wears this into math class is a boss. Get it here for $21.74.

7. I’m Kind of a Big Deal

This pun really pickles the funny bone. Get one here for $14.99.

8. Best Mix Tape Ever

The last names of a kid’s parents + date of birth = cutest shirt ever. Specially order one here for $32.

9. Sasquatch Search Squad

Tracking bigfoot from birth. Order one here for $13.99.

10. I’m Only Here for the Pizza

Kids who wear this one are a real pizza work. Get one here for $14.99.

11. David Bowie

Watch out, kid. Wearing a T-shirt with David Bowie on a Spanglish-language version of Rolling Stone is so cool you might freeze! Get one here for $10.99.

12. I Eat Broccoli

This one is best worn while ironically eating candy (just don’t tell your kid that). Get it here for $20.

13. Back to the Future

Great Scott! Get one here for $14.99.

14. Nirvana

Bring grunge to the playground. Order one here for $19.

15. I Still Live with My Parents

Wearing this shirt becomes less cool once you reach adulthood. Get it here for $11.99.

16. Sesame Street

Sweep the clouds away in this T-shirt. Get it here for $24.

17. Rosie the Riveter

Girl power is cool. Get one here for $18.

18. Orange Is the New Black

The cool kids know Crazy Eyes is the best thing on the show. Find it here for $13.

19. Super Mario Bros.

Your kid can show off being a gamer without being obvious about it. Order it here for $18.52.

20. The Legend of Zelda

Be a legend on the playground. Get one here for $14.

21. Star Wars

Lots of kids wear Star Wars shirts, but how many do you know who wear one with a
Stormtrooper playing video games on it? Get it here for $19.50.

22. The Hangover

Your kid knows who the real star of The Hangover was. Find one here for $18.

23. Lego

The really cool thing about this shirt is that it doesn’t hurt when you step on it. Get one here for $12.

24. ¿Cómo Se Llama?

Your cool kid can be bilingual in punning. Order one here for $14.

25. Got Any Grapes?

200 million views on YouTube can’t be wrong. Order one here for $17.99.

26. Pretty in Pink

The Duckie on this shirt is pretty cool too. Get it here for $10.

27. Mustachioed Bill Murray

T-shirts with Bill Murray on them are cool anyway, but this one is off the charts. Get it here for $10.99.

28. Sloth Running Team

This shirt has just the right amount of sarcasm for your future Bill Murray. Get it here for $14.99.

29. Jay Z

Kids who wear this may have 99 problems, but being cool isn’t one of them. Get it here for $10.99.

30. Rockabilly Doll in Training

This shirt lets the world know your kid is going to be very cool, very soon. Get one here for $11.50.

31. Charlie Brown

Wearing this shirt makes you the opposite of a blockhead. Get it here for $14.19.

32. Talk to the Hand

…because the ears ain’t listening. Get a shirt that really pops out at you here.

33. Somedays You’re the Pigeon…

Existential and subtly talking about poop. If that isn’t kid-cool I don’t know what is. Order one here for $14.99.

34. John & Yoko

Give peace a chance. Get it here for $10.99.

35. Vampurr

More like vampurr-fect. Order one here for $14.99.

36. Commas Save Lives

Knowing grammar is definitely cool. Order one here for $14.99.

Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mikespohr/36-t-shirts-for-the-coolest-kid-you-know

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