They call songs oldies but goodies for a reason — they’re classics and will probably never go out of style. But what happens when your vintage records with priceless tunes on them start to show their age? You could bite the bullet and buy digitized versions of your favorite songs…but there’s something off about that. […]
Think of all the triumphs of the human race — going to space, curing polio, establishing democracy, things like that. Now allow me to introduce the arbiter of the newest achievement — the man who farted out five candles in a row. Although human beings are estimated to have tamed fire about 1.7 million years […]
